I'm a Little Neti Pot...

I'm a little teapot..short and stout

here is my handle, here is my spout

When I get all steamed up, hear me shout

then just tip me over and pour me out

I'm a cleaver teapot, yes it's true

here's an example of what I can do

hey, where's my handle? What's goin' on?

you've been doing it in India for how long?

you're gonna take warm water and some salt from the Dead Sea?

say what? You wanna do what with me?

you snort it in your nostril then let it run out?

technique is simple? ..what is that about?

I'll be helping to reduce illness like snoring

rhino sinusitis, allergies, and sinus congestion?

Well then, wait a minute.. Hold up the pouring

I'm not a little teapot, I have a new obsession

Hurrah!! I'm a little Neti Pot! there's no question