Two hunters went hunting for moose every winter without any success, when finally they come up with a fool proof plan. They get a very authentic female moose costume and learn the mating call of a female moose.They set themselves up at the edge of the clearing, donning the costume and began to give the love call, when before long their call was answered as a bull moose came crashing out of the forest into the clearing! The guy in front said "Okay, lets get out of the costume and get him!" After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in back shouted, "The zipper is stuck. What are we going to do?"
The guy in front answered "Well, I'm going to nibble on some grass but you'd better brace your self!"