Thursday, May 28, 2009

Oh..No! that's not a bottle of HOT DAM!

That's jay, babykay (me) and ken..and it was pretty cold out!.. I needed something to warm up to... I mean.. WITH, I know what I mean. Ever try a little sip of 'Hot Dam' on a really cold day? It will toast your buns. Uhmm..I wonder where the Bossman was?
a Cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it! It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
the Cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona..the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home state in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
one day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, " I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
the cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs!
"Oh no! every body's just fine." he explains, " It's just that my wife and I joined the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking!"
"Hasn't affected my brothers though!"

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