Yes ..it is THAT time of year again! THAT dark and dreaded time.
That time when Wesly, my son banishes me to the cold , dark recesses of the dungeon-like office and says, "NEVER COME OUT! UNTILL THE fricking Ta567372##41 ARE DONE AND READY TO GO!"
ooohh there's that.... FIVE LETTER WORD!, again! Nooo..don't say it! It's like acid on your tongue! Not even at a whisper..I might hear you. ..then it would burn my ear. (I only have one left..Mike burned up the other one from asking one too many times " Are the fricking *TA76%6$#!7 done..YET?" My poor little fingers are so frightened..they won't even type the word. see...TTaaaaa%5222###3. Hating it ! hate! hate! Yep..I'm a hater!
This is the time when I have to pay the piper for my long year of procrastination! (Where is the local Procrastinators Anonymous?) And what have I been doing all year when I should have been keeping up with the books... you ask?? Reading you'alls wonderful and ingenious blogs! Yep..I'm addicted....and what a great addicted diversion its been!
I have spent so much of my work-I mean- spare time enjoying intelligent, talented, thoughtful, virtuous, educational, spiritual, funny and and sometimes sad postings. Not even to mention the beautiful pictures you all take. Who needs a vacation or "Calcon to be taken away! when I have the blogg-o-sphere at my fingertips !! I just grab a blanket, a snack, curl up with my pug, Oscar, turn on the space heater, and I'm where-ever I want to go! (that is until my back starts hurtin', or my legs fall asleep, or yikes..the sun comes up!)
But when am I gonna learn! Can you answer me that? ..after all, I am (barely) old enuff to know better! (Shut up Wesly! I am your Mother!)
sooo...I better pull my head out of where it doesn't belong ( before they bury me that way) so as the government can get to doing what it knows how to do best!
But don't think for a moment.. I won't be lurking!!