You Know You're Having a Bad Day When..............

*your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hells' Angels.

*you call suicide prevenion and they put you on hold.

*you find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag.

*your twin sister forgets your birthday.

*your 4-year old tells you its impossible to flush a grapefruit down he toilet.

*you have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

*you start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night and... there aren't any.

*you discover your 12 year old's sence of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H.

*everybody avoids you the morning after the company party.

*the restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes and no one has touched it.

*your mother approves of the person you are dating.

*you have to borrow from Visa to pay on your Mastercard.

*you realize you have memorized the back of the cereal box.

*everyone loves your driver's license picture.

*your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.

*people think you are 40 and you are.

*the gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.

*everyone is laughing but you.