Sunday, April 26, 2009

I recieved a Warning Email!

We all love getting those cute (chain-like) emails that are thanking us for being a wonderful friend..for taking part in one's life and telling us how special we are...then we are asked to pass it on at least 10 good friends! ..and I do..

.. or the emails that encourage us to more loving and supportive of our sisters, to stick together...and to then pass it on to 10 of our sister chicks! ..and I do!
...then there's the email that asks us to pass the 'Purple Hat' for Women's History Month.. maybe in rememberance of someone wonderful who maybe died of cancer....then to pass it on to 10 other great women! ..and I do.

...I like the email that is reminding us to say "I Love You" more often than we do to those who we care so much about, to really realize how dear they are to please..pass it on to 10 of our favorite peeps! ..of course..I do!

...But then there's those scary warnings of a circulating virus of some sort! Either from the Center of Disease Control or from maybe from Microsoft alerting us to some dangerous computer threat! really need to pass it on to everyone you know! ...Oh yes..I do!

But this latest email...sent to me by my little sister, (oh!! thank-you for the heads up! Trude) really got me aware of some of the risks and dangers..I have been living with and the the jeapardy we are all in! I am not sure as what to do about it. I think we all need to be aware. So I am doing more than passing it on ..I am blogging it on!! to all of you who care to read! This lady (or man with boobs) claims THIS IS NOT A HOAX! So read on:

"I just received this from a friend of mine. everyone should be aware of this.

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black market organ thieves!

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs! It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.

Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for MY thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then..the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago, I realized my arms had been switched! One morning, I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper were swinging to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush! This is really getting scary-my body was being replaced one section at a time! What could they do next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story! Women of the world..WAKE UP and smell the coffee! Those plastic surgeons are using REAL replacement parts-STOLEN from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'Lifted"..look again...was it lifted from you???

THIS IS NOT A HOAX!! This is happening to women everywhere..every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my BOOBS. I was lying in bed and THEY WERE GONE! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them them hidden in my waistband!

Thought this was too important not to PASS IT ON. Have a wonderful day-with a joy filled heart!"

And did and I usually DO!!!!!


scarlethue said...

Haha that was too funny!

Thanks for visiting my blog. You're right, it is very hard to do sometimes, to stay real.

Joy Heather said...

I love first when i read YOUR comments i was quite worried..then as i read the 'warning'..i was so relieved and had to laugh..who thinks these things up ??...but there may actually be something in it...i have genuinely had a few of those things happening to me over the past couple of years or explains a lot !!!!LOL

Trudy said...

I laughed my head off when I read that email, I knew you would get a kick out of it as well! We must maintain our humor.
P.S. I am so thrilled Mike is feeling better:) I forgot to tell you earlier to give him a big hug for me.
Love you, Trudy
P.S.S. Can't wait to see you on Friday!

Faithful said...

Scarlethue~ You are too young to worry yet, the theives aren't after you yet! He! He!

Joy~ I's happening to me too! it is scary! Ha! Ha!

I just have to laugh at everything scary in my life tho even something as serious as losing an organ! It is what keeps me and Mike sane!

Trude~Hugs are good! Happy Birthday Tomarrow! Love you

Jo said...

Omigawd, that's wonnnnnderful. You know, just this morning I was looking at my face in the mirror, and I have someone else's eyebrows. Mine used to actually be on my forehead, but the ones I have now are hanging over my eyes.

I want mine back!

Faithful said...

Jo~ LOL! At least your eyebrows match..seems those guys only took one of mine!

Linda said...

Gee, I wish I could find someone to kidnap my thighs.............and the bellyroll if they really need it.......I sure don't.