Ok, so you might think I am going through a mid-life crisis or something cuz... I've been thinking about getting a TATTOO! But I heard they really ..really hurt!
But seriously... can't hurt any worse than having your butt blown out while giving birth ... (cold turkey with no drugs what-so-ever..... while your coat is still wrapped tightly around your throat like a boa constrictor....and your legs are cramping cuz you are trying to clamp'em watertight-shut cuz your brother-in-law eyes are glued straight right on down into your whohaa) ..to a impatient 9 pound- something 'er ruther, hanger-on'er- to- the-inner- bones- of- your- pelvic type...with gangly, longer than neccessary to play basketball- armed and a very sharp pointy butted baby boy ? I didn't think so.
The problem is..I just can't think of the right location to put it!