Thursday, July 2, 2009

Tattoo..anyone?


Ok, so you might think I am going through a mid-life crisis or something cuz... I've been thinking about getting a TATTOO! But I heard they really ..really hurt!
But seriously... can't hurt any worse than having your butt blown out while giving birth ... (cold turkey with no drugs what-so-ever..... while your coat is still wrapped tightly around your throat like a boa constrictor....and your legs are cramping cuz you are trying to clamp'em watertight-shut cuz your brother-in-law eyes are glued straight right on down into your whohaa) ..to a impatient 9 pound- something 'er ruther, hanger-on'er- to- the-inner- bones- of- your- pelvic type...with gangly, longer than neccessary to play basketball- armed and a very sharp pointy butted baby boy ? I didn't think so.
The problem is..I just can't think of the right location to put it!

3 comments:

little apple tally said...

Has the prickly pair gone to your brain? Do they ferment prickly pair, and if so, have you been tippling a bit? If so, perhaps you should stop and smell the roses.... as opposed to smelling the alternative.
At least it would be original.... No cliche for you.....
If you want to make a statement, don't go half way...........
(I can't stop laughing!)

The Wife said...

Oh my word! I got my tattoo back in 2000. It's across the top of my right foot. If you get it in a "meater" place, it doesn't hurt as much. Plus, if you can go thru what you just described, I think you'll be fine!

Joy Heather said...

I have been with my grandaighter twice when she has had her tattoo's and im going with her agian next month..coz her Mom cant watch...it doesn't bother her at all..she is 17 now and very slim..she as one across her back and another just above her ankle...i think next months will be to fill in some of the flowers & hearts and add a little more to the one on her back..it does look quite feminine..with a pair of low waisted jeans or shorts...lots of the girls are having them now..you will be right up there in Fashion Kay..many years a go a friend of mines daughter had one one her head !!..punks were in fashion at that time..and she shaved her head so it could be seen... she had a lot of pain..and it cost a fortune...she is now in her 30's and as a wonderful head of thick brown hair....she so regrets having one on her head...so thats one place i would NOT have one.